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Rembrandt is Boring or We're becoming the Hunchback of Notre Dame

Wed, 10 Dec 2014 23:12:10 +0000

Rembrant is boring - Hunchback Notre Dame

I was inspired to create this image after seeing the original, “Rembrandt is Boring”, on All Hail The Black Market’s post.

There are lots of stories on the web warning of people “becoming hunchbacks” from prolonged usage of mobile devices. But that might not be the case according to one article:

http://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/ridiculous-warning-from-chiropractors-about-alleged-health-effects-of-texting/

Regardless, the original photo above strikes a nerve with me.

2013 Bay Area Super Prestige Series Race 4 - Killer Bs

Tue, 26 Nov 2013 08:39:56 +0000

A short clip from the start of the Men’s B race at the 4th Bay Area Super Prestige cyclocross series.

The “Killer B’s” are always a crowd favorite. Although yours truly made a weak attempt at heckling. Still fun though! ;)

More info here: bayareacx.com/

Handups Are Not A Crime - FUCI Approved Flask

Tue, 22 Oct 2013 01:21:07 +0000

I’ve been learning to use a laser cutter and wanted a new project to improve my skills. As it’s the start of cyclocross season I thought something related should be good. Somehow and somewhere my little gray cells actually got together and came up with a plan.

I present my current project, the Handups Are Not A Crime - FUCI Approved Flask:

FUCI Approved Flasks

These are four variations of the flask that I created while attempting to figure out how to control the laser. Too much power and I start burning the bacon. Too little and the bacon doesn’t even show! Tricky business here.

2012 FUCI Approved Frame Sticker

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 03:12:53 +0000

2012 FUCI Approved Frame Sticker #uci

(thanks to http://stickerobot.com/ for production)

Official List of FUCI Approved

The following are responses to the FUCI Approved sticker program. These individuals, entities, hooligans, are to be considered officially recognized as FUCI Approved.

Ritchey

www.ritcheylogic.com

A letter from Patrick McQuaid

norcalcyclingnews.com

G service

Bottle Openers/CX Tire Gauges
Falso Industries

Yukie!